strangefour with the PleiadesOoooh riiiiight. Caroline Munro in a belly dancer outfit. Thaaaaats why teenage me loved this movie so much.
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Sinbad and Caroline Munro are fighting for who can show the most cleavage. He's going for the most plunging neckline, but she counters with volume.
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Harryhausen loved a living ship's figurehead. This is the second time. The stop motion animator's barely disguised fetish?
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She sank? This is feeling more and more like a One Piece arc. Sinbad needs a guy with swords, a kick guy, and done kinda animal mascot.
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#Monsterdon #GoldenVoyageofSinbad
Wine? Koura is generous to his underlings. Are we sure he's an evil wizard and not just a normal wizard?
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The Green Man? The great god Pan? Who are you magic horned bearded oracle god head man?
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Oracle, "Go!"
Sinbad, "Go?"
Oracle, "Go north. I guess whatever. I dunno man. I'm just the messenger here. "
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Sinbad, "Go?"
Oracle, "Go north. I guess whatever. I dunno man. I'm just the messenger here. "
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Hey if Caroline Munro smiled at me after I took off my belt and dropped my pants I'd trust in Allah too.
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Racism against green people? 70s racism you always find new weird ways to make me feel uncomfortable.
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First a wooden golem. The gargoyles looked like rock. Now he commands a six armed iron golem. Koura is the master of all elemental summoning.
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Six sword style! Sinbad you REALLY should have brought a Zoro for this voyage for that one last piece of the map.
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Cool fight scene and cat in my lap kept me too distracted to comment, but that one smiling statue Sinbad out his ass on looked cool. I guess it inspired that D&D cover?
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At this point the fountain should be cursed and turn Koura into a giant monster.
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Caroline Munro was the real One Piece all along. Wait no, but kinda basically.
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Hark! A second stop motion horror approaches! For some reason I guess?
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Koura just tapped day ass. With a sword. Effectively hamstringing a griffin.
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Koura now has a Devil Fruit power. Dark Dark fruit made him invisible.
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Predator stole this move . But god damn that fountain of blood looks awesome.
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Mysterious monsters wandering around a pond distributing crowns is no basis for a system of government. You must be elected by a mandate from the masses. Not by some farcical aquatic voyage.
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Wait what @miru ? Kazaam??? I guess I wasn't paying attention to the schedule this week.
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Kazaam... Okay I guess I'm gonna hal watch this now. After I clean up a dish and get more juice. Or maybe alcohol. This movie might require alcohol
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Back to Sinbad. You made so many mythology movies Harryhausen. You even stuck a cyclops and a centaur and a griffin into this Arabian nights movie. But you never put a stop motion minotaur in a movie???
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Can this kid find the Wishmaster instead of Shaq? I want to see his wishes turned into an ironic death.
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Genie was sleeping in an ancient boom box? Okay not the worst idea.
Is every one of his scenes gonna be sing talking?
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Is every one of his scenes gonna be sing talking?
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Did... Okay I was just walking back and forth playing with cat and... Did I just hear the boy say, "until I make those last two wishes, I own you" ? said to Shaq... Did he imply he owns a tall black man.
I must have heard that wrong. Right?
Padme asking again, right???
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I must have heard that wrong. Right?
Padme asking again, right???
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Meanwhile my cat just carried an ice cube from one end of the house down to my computer room so she could show me how she plays with it.
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I might be disassociating. Kazaam rapping about a man in a halo turning him into a genie... Jesus made Shaq a genie? Or some saint what is going on in this movie?
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#Monsterdon #Kazaam
Occasionally they give Shaq a good line. But 90% of this movie is horrible and/or insufferable.
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Did we need a scene of Shaq acting like a professional wrestler in a movie where we are waiting for him to do his signature move in a fight.
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Today's double feature was one good 70s movie thanks to Harryhausen's special effects (lsp lots of sweaty people showing skin), and one really bad genie movie from the 90s. Somehow the 90s movie topped the casual racism of the 80s movie? Why? And some really poor taste "jokes"
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Kazaam is the most wrong frog of all.
Atleast I can't think of a worse second movie we've had. If there was one I blotted it out.
I have skipped a few though.
. . . oh wait no that Italian Godzilla was more personally offensive.
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Atleast I can't think of a worse second movie we've had. If there was one I blotted it out.
I have skipped a few though.
. . . oh wait no that Italian Godzilla was more personally offensive.
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klu9Space Freaks From Planet Mutoids was worse, but so much worse I was genuinely laughing out loud at how bad it was
@klu9 Ah hah! Well sometimes I skip a movie I know is gonna be bad. or gives me a headache in the first few minutes like the Hobbit on weed version.
🦆🦆 J Riley 🪿@strangefour @klu9 Yeah Space Freaks from Planet Mutoid had that same ego trip thing that The Room has
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