1.6 million BIS¹ miles & you still need to stay on your game if you want any chance at a gratis upgrade.

There are usually two flights a day SEA🛫AMS on #Delta, & fewer people layover there than SLC, which also has 2 flights a day. So I favor SEA when I'm on West coast USA headed to Europe…
But, due to logistics, I'm traveling on a *SATURDAY*. SEA only has on AMS flight on weekends.

I'm 2 of 0 — I surely won't be assimilated up front, as 2 of 0 isn't a valid Borg designation.

I indeed didn't get the gratis upgrade. & — wow! — is it obvious I had only 2 hours of unrestful “sitting-up & cramped” sleep in the last 27 hours.

Since I got to hotel, I:
* mistook another hotel guest for my food delivery person merely b/c they was carrying a large plastic bag.
* opened & closed my first aid kit 3x in as many minutes thinking it was my medication kit.
* got legit *confused* (for 15 seconds!) why a NEMA 5-15 wouldn't fit in a CEE 7/3 outlet.
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#Travel #UndoneCS