Mastodawn

Don't be ashamed, Frodo... we all love a bad boy

Bit of an exhibitionist are ya?

The ring doesn’t go on the finger, Frodo.

Nah, i prefer to keep gollum far away from my delicates, thanks.

You suck.

Really? Look at those abs

He is ripped. I’m not turned on so much as ashamed of my own lack of such chiseled abs. Because I like the women.