kdacarMar 22
Computer Facts
please verify your age before consuming any more facts
Mar 22 at 4:50amWeb
Show threadFQQD :3 Mar 22
@computer i am old enough 👍
Show threadVorsosMar 22
@computer I am a 200 year old tree
Show threadJ.P. StewartMar 22
@computer My back and neck hurt most of the time now. ;)
Show threadMattMar 22
@computer I make noises when I get up from a chair.
Show threadSupermoosieMar 22

@computer

I am eternal.

Show threadhunderteinsMar 22
@computer I'm Lanthanite. Your datatypes won't cope.
Show threadgrassMar 22
@computer yeah sure
Show threadFabian ¯\_(ツ)_/¯Mar 22
@computer Done. Verified with myself that I am **** years old and that I am legally allowed to consume facts. That should suffice.
Show thread↸ ⏚Mar 22
@computer Everyone is twelve now.
Show threadpenguin42Mar 22
@computer Here, have a BIC pen for your favourite storage device.
Show threadGrendelMar 22

@computer

I'd tell you my age but it would overflow your integers.