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Ashes to ashes, corpse to #compost: #GreenWoodCemetery to offer ‘human composting’ starting in 2027

By Kirstyn Brendlen

"In pursuit of a more eco-friendly future, Green-Wood #Cemetery is going back to basics.

"Starting next year, the storied cemetery will offer a new burial option: 'natural organic reduction,' also known as human composting.

"The process is fairly similar to run-of-the-mill composting. Bodies are sealed in specialized 'pods' on a bed of hay, straw and alfalfa. The pods — designed to regulate moisture and airflow — rock gently back and forth to help speed decomposition.

"After just 40 days, the contents of the pod break down into roughly 160 pounds of nutrient-dense soil, which will be used to support Green-Wood’s many plants and trees. "

Learn more:
https://www.brooklynpaper.com/green-wood-cemetery-human-composting/

#SolarPunkSunday #GreenBurial #HumanComposting #NYC #BrooklynNY #CompostingHumanRemains

Ashes to ashes, corpse to compost: Green-Wood Cemetery to offer ‘human composting’ starting in 2027

Starting next year, the storied cemetery will offer a new burial option: “natural organic reduction,” also known as human composting. 

Brooklyn Paper
Mar 21 at 6:41pmWeb
Show threadPhil Stevens Mar 21
@DoomsdaysCW They'll still have bones to deal with. They could add those to feedstock for #biochar.
Show threadDoomsdaysCWMar 21
@phil_stevens I think bones would be cool to have around. It'll give future archaeologists something to do. 😉
Show threadPhil Stevens Mar 21
@DoomsdaysCW I'm imagining ossuaries. Not creepy catacombs down in tunnels, but gardens and food forests with bone wind chimes.
Show threadDoomsdaysCWMar 21
@phil_stevens That should scare the crows! lol
Show threadgrrl_aexMar 21

@DoomsdaysCW

They should market it!

"Granny's Potting Soil--made from real grannys!"

"Great for the vegetable garden! 'A little bit of grams in every bite'"!

"Now that's what i call 'heirloom"!" -- Joe, head composter

Green-Wood: "We put you to work (for us) even after you're dead!"

😀

The only thing different from just planting someone, un-embalmed, in a wooden box, straight into the ground is just---- free mulch for the cemetery.

Gods i love marketing!

Show threadDoomsdaysCWMar 21
@kitkat_blue Thank you very mulch for your post! 🤣 🍃
Show threadKerplunkMar 22

@kitkat_blue @DoomsdaysCW

Would prefer to see

They should market it!

"Potting Soil--made from real shitbags !"

Start with the disgusting rich powerful corrupt creatures.

They could do something useful for a change, like greening a desert ;-)