Col. Boozy Badger

Me: “Yeah, I won’t be able to help out at at the egg hunt next weekend, I’m heading to Baltimore.”

Lodge Brother: “Oh? What are you doing there?”

Me: “This is a society with secrets. You got secrets, I got secrets. Let’s keep it that way.”

Mar 21 at 1:10pmWeb
Show threadJulie SqveakarooMar 21

@BoozyBadger

It feels weird hiding furry stuff from a group that makes you wear the hat of the loyal order of water buffalo...

Show threadCol. Boozy BadgerMar 21
@JulieSqveakaroo I’m not hiding it. I just don’t want the awkwardness of having to see the right worshipful master at Anthrocon.
Show threadJulie SqveakarooMar 21

@BoozyBadger

Ohhh... yeah... I can see that.

You'd have to do the secret handshake dance, and everything...

Show threadStormy Dragon Mar 21

@JulieSqveakaroo @BoozyBadger

Now I'm picturing a parody version of the Ray Stevens song "Shriner's Convention" called "Furry Convention" (is a parody of a parody a thing?)

Show thread🦊 🍸Faux around & find out⚠️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿Mar 21
@BoozyBadger He’s hiding eggs… but in a secret handshake sort of way.