@cstross the future was better when it was 8Bit

@Sonikku

Although that *is* #UnixWorld magazine from 1985. It was thoroughly 16-bit, starting with Xenix/286 on its front cover and continuing with an MC68000-based HP supermicro. One of the articles was even about running stuff on a 32-bit AT&T 3B2.

@cstross
#Unix #InstructionSetArchitecture #ComputingHistory #retrocomputing

@JdeBP @cstross at the time he posted the subtoot hadn’t yet popped in
@JdeBP @Sonikku Little known fact: I assembled the release notes for the last ever release of Xenix/386, version 2.3.4 IIRC (to the best of my knowledge—unless someone other than SCO kept developing a fork after 1991).
@cstross @occult Never mind the flying cars and the jetpacks, I just wanted the future where I can shoot multi-colored lasers from my palms.
@angusm @cstross @occult maaaaybe you need Logan's Run cristal implants to do that though. In that case I would stick to a keyboard. Thanks.

@cstross

This is the future I miss:

@cavyherd @cstross
We are currently in the Eugenics War; the only question being whether it is the prime or mirror timeline.

@HighlandLawyer @cavyherd @cstross

But no augments, just techbros.

@jrdepriest @cavyherd @cstross
A number of whom have declared they are inherently (or genetically) superior to everyone else, either by virtue of being super-rich techbros, or through "white superiority". With some dabbling in very dodgy science to "enhance" themselves (teenagers blood, nootropic drugs, etc). Seems to match the "augments" pretty closely, maybe the name is applied retrospectively if they lose.

@HighlandLawyer @jrdepriest @cstross

I really hate it when I type out a Very Clever Reply, only to read down the thread & find that somebody else got there first, better—

LOL 👍

See also: 😬

@cstross that is exactly how I develop my software.
@cstross ah you sure it's not just someone blinding the spybots on the built in video cameras so they can secretly connect to signal 😁
@cstross Nina Hagen vibes.
@cstross
I miss the expectation that things would be better in the future.
@cstross
I miss the haircuts.
@cstross It's definitely not what it used to be.

@cstross

The article to which that picture and the related one on the front cover (the same woman seemingly impressing Toyah Wilcox, looking over her shoulder, by using a monitor in portrait orientation as a tanning bed to turn her chest bright orange) belongs has some wild but not *entirely* off predictions.

IBM will win the standards war, with Token Ring and two things that fell by the wayside so thoroughly that I've never encountered them even on OS/2 or PC-DOS.

UIs will employ dynamic function keys, have context-sensitive help, be voice-driven, and will 'eliminate the need for a mouse to always be present to use the system'. (Hey, Cortana! Did that come true?)

MS-DOS will be rewritten in C and become capable of running #Unix programs alongside MS-DOS ones.

And everyone will need a VT-100 (sic!) terminal emulator on their PCs.

#UnixWorld #DECVTs #TerminalEmulators #ComputingHistory #retrocomputing #xterm

@JdeBP do you know if unix world is archived anywhere to read?

@CGillanders

I'm lucky enough to still have several #UnixWorld back issues. Although I couldn't find March 1985 in a quick search through the stack. I wasn't really able to afford such extravagances in 1985.

Enjoy the Internet Archive and Unix Toyah Wilcox. (-:

https://archive.org/details/Unix_World_Vol02_02.pdf

#Unix #ToyahWilcox

Unix World Vol02.02 : Unix World : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive

Unix World Vol02.02

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@cstross this is what they took from us: shooting rainbows out of hands and asymmetric polyester hair weaves
@cstross The future does not miss, for it has optimised aiming algorithms...
@cstross I mean we have still three more years to invent laser hands

@cstross Pretty certain that's actually how things work at the #GAYINT HQ.

@cR0w could confirm.

@cstross meanwhile, in our shitty March 2029: "President Newsom announces surge in Iran to turn the tide of war. Calls for 'tightening belts' at home as oil hits $350/barrel."
@Emerson61 If the gulf crisis goes on for that long the hyper-inflation will have taken hold. Make that oil at $3,500/barrel. At least.
@cstross @Emerson61
So about 1000 Yuan/barrel...
@cstross I did love the idea of cyber-puppetry
@cstross The only unambiguous real world improvement over this prediction is that our screens are larger, more readable and lighter.
@cstross Technically we have three years to completely lose (or gain?) all sense of style and also laser things into monitors. There's still hope.

@cstross

I collect old books that try to predict the future.

My favorite prediction was:

"We will irrigate the Sahara desert by blasting irrigation channels into it with nuclear weapons!"

I expect you’ve both skimmed the incredibly terrible one by one of the Astors

Tilting the axis of the Earth, really awful public transit, and big game hunting in the jungles of Jupiter

http://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/1607

@juergen_hubert @cstross

A Journey in Other Worlds: A Romance of the Future by John Jacob Astor

Free eBook digitized and proofread by volunteers.

Project Gutenberg
@cstross @jwz @occult Microsoft has destroyed do much.