⎡ Great news! Your [$5 #PhonePlan] is getting a free upgrade. You'll get 300 minutes instead of 100 minutes at no extra cost. ⎦

Wonderful! Except the only time I use more than ten minutes a month is when I have to schedule a medical appointment and get stuck on hold. And I expect the only reason they're putting more minutes on the plan is that most people on it barely use their #phone, like me.