🅰🅻🅸🅲🅴 (🌈🦄)Spend 3 hours writing and filming for lockpicking post? 12 likes.
Spend 6 seconds saying "Goodnight Fedi 🩵"? 120 likes.
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MrGrumpyMonkey@alice The lesson learned?
@mrgrumpymonkey y'all need to get more excited about locks! I mean, ...they're *locks*! Why wouldn't you like 'em?
the elder sea
blackwulf 
GarretSidzaka@alice @mrgrumpymonkey
I for one look forward to the fabrication videos. I have some TPU so I can probably print some soft(ish) handles for the spring metal bits
I for one look forward to the fabrication videos. I have some TPU so I can probably print some soft(ish) handles for the spring metal bits
Kevin Dalley@alice
Do I want to be known as someone who likes locks?
Yes
it's been 40 years and I've grown rusty
@mrgrumpymonkey
Do I want to be known as someone who likes locks?
Yes
it's been 40 years and I've grown rusty
@mrgrumpymonkey
diz is 
spooky Ske-Lil-ton 🦇@alice *goes back to like that lock picking post*
(I tend to forget to also like posts when I bookmark them for later reference. But that was a really informative post and I should let you know that I enjoyed it, by liking it!)
(I tend to forget to also like posts when I bookmark them for later reference. But that was a really informative post and I should let you know that I enjoyed it, by liking it!)
@Larymir aww 🥰
I should let you know I enjoy you too 💞
Shoe BillI have to say, there's just something about someone saying goodnight to the Internet that demands to be acknowledged. You or anyone else, Fedi or anywhere else. Doesn't matter. Acknowledgement is expected upon seeing it the same night, and I don't want to be rude. Judging by those numbers you just threw out there, I'm far from the only person who looks at it that way.
Alice Averlong🏳️⚧️@alice That always seems to be the way. Like, back in october of last year I spent a couple days making a video, and the middle of it I posted a funny GIF of a glitch I encountered while making it.
That video mostly flopped. That GIF is now up to 41k notes on tumblr, last reblogged a couple hours ago.
Kirby
NatTheCat
Anyia, geeky 🏳️⚧️ girl@alice have you tried posting them right before bed? Might be a more active time for folks? 🤷♀️
@alice or maybe the content just fails to... lock on? 🙃
Autumn Meadow
Ho Ho Ho Like The Slur@alice maybe that's how some people express their appreciation for the lock stuff...
Isaac Watson 
@coolandnormal @alice ok yes actually 💯 this 🤭
@alice I'm probably preaching to the choir here but this is exactly how audiences respond to consistent nude content.
*Nude pictures*
Audience: good good, that's what I'm here for, good to know they're there, will probably look at them later, *scrolls right past*
*Creator of nude pictures talks*
Audience: 
to me?? 👉👈
gkrnours
Michael Gemar@alice Wait, there was a video?!
@michaelgemar there were like 5.
Matilda Love@alice the more in-depth the post, the more energy required to engage. hence less engagement.
i like your lockpicking posts. and i'll be referring to them one day when i get my brain into "learn lockpicking" mode. i appreciate that you've given me that option 💜
Acid Plushy 
@alice i like your content in any shape or form :3
Mayank
Toekneegee@alice
Maybe I'm part of the problem. I like your lockpicking series of posts, even if they already cover things I know (it's almost always worthwhile to hear another person's perspective on things, especially when they're knowledgeable) but, I don't hit the "like" button very often.
Maybe I'm part of the problem. I like your lockpicking series of posts, even if they already cover things I know (it's almost always worthwhile to hear another person's perspective on things, especially when they're knowledgeable) but, I don't hit the "like" button very often.
Can Acar
Juniper 🏳️⚧️🌲@alice aww, I like your lockpicking posts, though I may not have caught the most recent ones yet.
@alice Caught up now. And I must say that although I can probably find other sources of lockpicking content, the innuendo adds a unique twist
Itoshi no FoxyDonuts 🏳️⚧️@alice Ever tried just showing your butt? Apparently it works real well for fursuiters.
@foxydonuts you've seen my nudes, right? 😅
@alice Of course, but I don't remember any fursuit butts
John Breen@alice One day in 5th grade, because I knew math, I sat down with a 4-digit decimal combination bike lock.
I knew there were 10000 possible combinations, and that I could iterate through them at a certain rate.
So I sat there and broke the lock in under an hour in front of my friends.
They were impressed, I was really not.
Just math and work-rate, 5th-grade logic.
I knew there were 10000 possible combinations, and that I could iterate through them at a certain rate.
So I sat there and broke the lock in under an hour in front of my friends.
They were impressed, I was really not.
Just math and work-rate, 5th-grade logic.
@jab01701mid check out lesson 10 of #LearnLockpickingWithAlice, you can do a 4-digit bike lock in under a minute with some practice.
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Lou 🏳️⚧️
WTL
Steve DurbinI can now see your lockpicking posts in all their glory!
Up until a few minutes ago, I couldn't see the images/videos on your posts as nameservers are returning your CDN (cdn2.miau.pub) as an alias for lgbtqiaspace.b-cdn.net., which then has a A record of 127.0.0.1. Possibly UK Adult content supression BS? [Yes, I've aliased it in my local nameserver now, so can see!]
@stevedurbin yeah, we don't deliver images/video to UK IPs because stupid UK laws.
Scoll@alice
*sigh*... yeah...
Those were some excellent posts, and everyone should go to your profile to see them. Otherwise just click this tag! #learnlockpickingwithalice
Longspeak Teller@alice That's because I don't like learning how very vulnerable I am!
:)