Spend 3 hours writing and filming for lockpicking post? 12 likes.

Spend 6 seconds saying "Goodnight Fedi 🩡"? 120 likes.

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@alice *goes back to like that lock picking post*
(I tend to forget to also like posts when I bookmark them for later reference. But that was a really informative post and I should let you know that I enjoyed it, by liking it!)

@alice

I have to say, there's just something about someone saying goodnight to the Internet that demands to be acknowledged. You or anyone else, Fedi or anywhere else. Doesn't matter. Acknowledgement is expected upon seeing it the same night, and I don't want to be rude. Judging by those numbers you just threw out there, I'm far from the only person who looks at it that way.

@alice That always seems to be the way. Like, back in october of last year I spent a couple days making a video, and the middle of it I posted a funny GIF of a glitch I encountered while making it.

That video mostly flopped. That GIF is now up to 41k notes on tumblr, last reblogged a couple hours ago.

@foone @alice the shorter things take less time and spoons to consume
@alice I appreciate the lock content <3
@alice have you tried posting them right before bed? Might be a more active time for folks? πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ
@alice or maybe the content just fails to... lock on? πŸ™ƒ
@alice maybe that's how some people express their appreciation for the lock stuff...
@alice
Lock video: cool, watch that later probably
Alice toot: omg the lock person is talking 
@coolandnormal @alice ok yes actually πŸ’― this 🀭

@alice I'm probably preaching to the choir here but this is exactly how audiences respond to consistent nude content.

*Nude pictures*
Audience: good good, that's what I'm here for, good to know they're there, will probably look at them later, *scrolls right past*
*Creator of nude pictures talks*
Audience:  to me?? πŸ‘‰πŸ‘ˆ

@coolandnormal @alice 🀣
I forgot for a minute alice talk about more than lock
@alice Wait, there was a video?!

@alice the more in-depth the post, the more energy required to engage. hence less engagement.

i like your lockpicking posts. and i'll be referring to them one day when i get my brain into "learn lockpicking" mode. i appreciate that you've given me that option πŸ’œ

@alice please try to enjoy each post equally
@alice
Maybe I'm part of the problem. I like your lockpicking series of posts, even if they already cover things I know (it's almost always worthwhile to hear another person's perspective on things, especially when they're knowledgeable) but, I don't hit the "like" button very often.
[reminder to self] also like when bookmarking...
@alice
@alice aww, I like your lockpicking posts, though I may not have caught the most recent ones yet.
@alice Caught up now. And I must say that although I can probably find other sources of lockpicking content, the innuendo adds a unique twist
@alice Ever tried just showing your butt? Apparently it works real well for fursuiters.
@alice One day in 5th grade, because I knew math, I sat down with a 4-digit decimal combination bike lock.
I knew there were 10000 possible combinations, and that I could iterate through them at a certain rate.
So I sat there and broke the lock in under an hour in front of my friends.
They were impressed, I was really not.
Just math and work-rate, 5th-grade logic.
@alice this is so fedi...
One one hand i love on the other its also kinds sad ^^,
@alice
*drops some more likes at the deity of lockpicking's feet*
@alice The lockpicking likes are *quality* likes, though.

@alice

I can now see your lockpicking posts in all their glory!

Up until a few minutes ago, I couldn't see the images/videos on your posts as nameservers are returning your CDN (cdn2.miau.pub) as an alias for lgbtqiaspace.b-cdn.net., which then has a A record of 127.0.0.1. Possibly UK Adult content supression BS? [Yes, I've aliased it in my local nameserver now, so can see!]

@alice That's because I don't like learning how very vulnerable I am!

:)