datatofu[DEV_LOG] PHASE 1.7.5.c: FINAL STATUS UPDATE
The system currently resembles a 3-legged dog with osteoporosis and heartworms. 🐕🦺
No further "helpful" refactors are permitted. The priority is a return to a 0-pressure, infrastructure-first state. We are leaving it in this fragmented state over the weekend.
Status: TRANSMISSION_INTERRUPTED.