eclectechMar 20

Oh! I've just remembered a TERRIFYING thing I found in a shop today.

Would it be very bad of me to post it just before going to bed?

Let me go & double check quite how bad it is...

Show threadeclectech

LOOK!

#clown

Mar 20 at 12:33amWeb
Show threadeclectechMar 20

I mean... now I look at it again I'm kind of regretting not even checking to see how much it cost 😆

I DON'T UNDERSTAND THE CHEEKS.

Anyhow, on that ludicrous note I must away to bed.

Good night
Sleep tight
Don't let the bed bugs* bite 💤

* terrifying golf-ball-eating disembodied clown heads

Show threadDaniel CarosoneMar 20
@eclectech were the cheeks supposed to be eyes?
Show threadeclectechMar 20
@uep Oh, well that would be a nightmarish scenario (I might have to try some editing on it tomorrow and see what that would look like)
Show thread🍋 Superball ☀️Mar 20

@uep I was gonna say eyeball cheeks!

@eclectech

Show threadeclectechMar 20
@superball @uep Genuinely terrifying concept
Show threadTeapot BenMar 20

@eclectech I was about to go to bed, but didn't quite make it before you posted your photo.

I have had to wait another 10 minutes until it was pushed off the screen by toots with cat photos 😂

Show threadeclectechMar 20
@teapot_ben Hehehe, sorry!
Show threadLappenjammerMar 20
@eclectech Please find out the prize tag for us, will you? I am puzzled.
Show threadeclectechMar 20
@LappenjammerDieZweite Hehe, I will check next time we're passing!
Show threadGreenpete Mar 20
@eclectech Oooff! 😳
Show threadeclectechMar 20
@greenpete It is Quite The Thing isn't it?!
Show threadGreenpete Mar 20
@eclectech It is!
Show threadƧƿѦςɛ♏ѦਹѤʞMar 20
@eclectech
JFC!
Show threadGueule d'atmosphèreMar 20
@eclectech
So bad it's good. In an awful way.
Show thread🍋 Superball ☀️Mar 20
@eclectech
Eeeek! 🤡
Show threadA. TangMar 20
@eclectech
Show threadAlison WilderMar 20
@eclectech you are indeed very, very bad.
Show threadeclectechMar 20
@alisynthesis (sorry!)
Show threadAlison WilderMar 20

@eclectech that clown is epic. Very tempted to send it without comment to my clown-fearing mom.

Even more tempted to get a burner phone number so I can text it to her from an unknown number.

Okay, my brain is going way too far with this now. I probably should get ready for bed.

Show threadeclectechMar 20
@alisynthesis Oh that made me chuckle, but that is very bad 😆
Show threadMxBikil is Spoopy🎃 and Gay!❄️Mar 20
@eclectech oh wow! That's mildly horrifying! 🤣
Show threadeclectechMar 20

@Bikil Hehehe, it is, isn't it?

(I'm getting a nice range of double-responses; "ooooh, what is it?" to the opening post, followed by "WTF?!" to the second 😆)

Show threadGullekoMar 20

@eclectech It reminds me of that carnival game I've seen in movies where they try to shoot water into the clown's mouth.

Either way I wish to stay far away from it.

Show threadeclectechMar 20
@Gulleko I think that's probably wise.
Show threadFallsMom 🌻Mar 20

@eclectech

Maybe needs CW-- CLOWN WARNING!

LOL!🤣

Show threadeclectechMar 20

@FallsMom Haha! 😆

I did make sure I hashtagged it, in the hope that anyone who really hates them would have it filtered 🤞

Show threadLizzieMar 20
@eclectech cheek boobs?
Show threadLizzieMar 20
@eclectech or eyeballs
Show threadeclectechMar 20
@Lizette603_23 The idea of them being side eyeballs genuinely disturbs me!
Show threadLizzieMar 20
@eclectech side-eye
Show threadeclectechMar 20
@Lizette603_23 arf!
Show threadLizzieMar 20
@eclectech honk
Show threadDan PatchMar 20

@eclectech extremely reminiscent of

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TApN-cvA04

Limmy's Show - The Marionette Fight

YouTube
Show threadC.Mar 20

@eclectech

My partner and I used to go to antique/junk shops a lot on the weekends and play a game. Whoever found the most hideous thing that day won, and the other had to buy lunch.

This thing *definitely* would have won some of the days we went.

#hideous #horror #nightmare

Show threadeclectechMar 20
@cazabon Hah, excellent! This place is great - a series of different sellers in an indoor marketplace area - and there is always something that makes you stop and say "WTF?"
Show threadMalus is here nowMar 20
@eclectech smh another unrealistic beauty standard 🙄
Show threadeclectechMar 20
@malusdraco Hahaha!
Show threadShellyMar 20
@eclectech can't unsee Conan O'brien in that!
Show threadeclectechMar 20
@Shelly Oh! I can see that now too 😆
Show threadCiaraMar 20
@eclectech Yikes!
Show threadHywelMar 20
@eclectech looks like the Raise The Colours knobheads got to him.
Show threadeclectechMar 20
@daycoder Pffft!