Mastodawn

At the Bene Gesserit Pain Box Factory we’re partnering with Anthropic to provide revolutionary AI-powered nerve stimulation. As the leaders in tech that makes people want to cut their limbs off rather than continue, it was a perfect synergy

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Matt H 19h ago

@liamvhogan "Place your hand in the box"

"What's in the box"

"That's a great question! The box contains..."

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Adam Kent 19h ago

@MattHatton @liamvhogan "What if I take my hand out?"

"Ahh, yes, great catch!"

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VirtualWolf 18h ago

@akent @MattHatton @liamvhogan actuallol

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allrite 19h ago

@liamvhogan See our LinkedIn testimonial about how the Kwisatz Haderach used Claude to post their way through the pain and build an interstellar empire.

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Adam Kent 18h ago

@allrite @liamvhogan I wonder if Claude can solve the spice scarcity issues, just like it'll definitely solve climate change for us.

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Sara 17h ago

@liamvhogan we were actually watching a documentary over the weekend about an Iditarod champion who had a finger removed because the pain from Reynaud's was so bad and I turned to my husband and said, honey I think that in comparison to this guy my choice to move somewhere warmer so I can still do fieldwork and my hands don't hurt all the time was pretty reasonable