đź’­ They should invent a kind of carabiner that's also a multi-tool for the tool lesbians.

Wait… *slams open amazon* THIS EXISTS!!

@scarlet wait what, link pls
@embr There are a lot of variations on the theme. I literally just searched “carabiner multitool” on Amazon UK and found things ranging from a carabiner with a bottle opener hook to some truly unholy creations.
@scarlet ok this is actually extremely gender https://www.amazon.de/-/en/dp/B0D4DGR5NF
Camping Accessories 8en1 Carabiner Multitool Father's Day Gift for Dad Valentine's Day Gifts for Men Outdoor Gadgets with Bottle Opener Ruler Saw Screwdriver : Amazon.de: DIY & Tools

Camping Accessories 8en1 Carabiner Multitool Father's Day Gift for Dad Valentine's Day Gifts for Men Outdoor Gadgets with Bottle Opener Ruler Saw Screwdriver : Amazon.de: DIY & Tools

@embr Honestly if it weren't for the whole getting arrested for wearing something with a knife blade in London bit, I would have instantly bought that one to replace my regular everyday wear carabiner.
@scarlet I can't figure out if this is a locking blade or not, but I suppose the blade might be visible enough that it just draws too much attention tbh
@embr That's my direction here. Technicalities of the law aside, a blade should not be openly displayed in London. Cops can maybe be reasoned with, young gang members less so.
@scarlet now I just need to find something equally gender which will not get me arrested or shanked orz