@intothewestaway
“No, well, we don’t have ‘Rarnaby Budge’ by Charles Dikkens with two ‘K’s the well-known Dutch author, and perhaps to save time I should add that we don’t have ‘Karnaby Fudge’ by Darles Chickens, or ‘Farmer of Sludge’ by Marles Pickens, or even ‘Stickwick Stapers’ by Farles Wickens with four ‘M’s and a silent ‘Q’! Why don’t you try W.H. Smith’s?”

“I *did*. They sent me *here*.”