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Low Quality FactsTonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Bear Tree Sticker. This is how scientists learn a bear's age. They use a chainsaw to slice off the animal's face, then count the rings.
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I wish there was a way to tell how old a bear is without chainsawing its face off, but sadly that's just not scientifically possible.
ππΌcβΆπͺ@lowqualityfacts have you tried emailing them a survey?
Autumn Thiesing@lowqualityfacts
Well, there is the tried and true method of bisecting it. I suppose, that does include sawing the face. So, I guess you're right!
Well, there is the tried and true method of bisecting it. I suppose, that does include sawing the face. So, I guess you're right!
Todd Horowitz@lowqualityfacts have you tried counting the number of candles on its cake?
Ben Ramsey@lowqualityfacts This low quality fact is unbearable!