Mastodawn

I am available to pinch hit for Team USA.

I hit bombs.

@kyle We’ll make him the greatest hitter of all time but in exchange he has to play for the Miami Marlins.

@mergesort go to bed Joe, they’re waiting for you in Japan (hope things turn around 🫶🏻)

@kyle you apparently have freaking wheels too

@thaddeus I’m a 5-tool player.

@kyle that sonic boom 💥

@jefframes 💪🏻💪🏻

@kyle i’m guessing you weren’t picked last in PE.

@MuseumShuffle we call that a scud missile where I’m from