Irish coffee, 3 position on it.
1. Being sure that coffee with a shot of Irish whiskey in it is better than drinking the whiskey straight.
2. Thinking that it can never be known whether a shot of Irish whiskey that is being drunk would have been better mixed into a coffee. (Agnostic)
3. Drinking Irish whiskey, sure that it would not be better in a coffee. (The spiritualist position)
Which somehow leaves 1. to be twisted into "atheism".
This is your task.