nullagentJustice for Afroman and his lemon poundcake ✊🏿🖤🤣
#Afroman #acab #lemonpoundcake #ohio #AdamsCounty #AdamsCountySheriff #rap #BlackMastodon #music #comedy
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Afroman was raided over false claims.
During that raid cops discovered the claims were false, but that didn't stop the dirty cops from stealing Afroman' money and a cake his mom had recently baked.
Afroman had many security cameras which caught the cops stealing red handed.
So what'd the dirty cops do next?
Sued Afroman for the emotional harm of outing their thieving asses🤣
https://www.npr.org/2023/03/24/1165822372/afroman-police-raid-lawsuit-music-videos
#CourtWatch So Afroman has been in court this week to face defamation charges for making a song about the specific bad cops who did a botched raid on his home.
And umm... these cops are WILD!
In this clip officer Randolph Walters explains how he's not sure if Afroman's lyrics about sleeping with his wife are true or not.
You see, if bad cop Walters wants to win defamation he needs to show that he and others could be confused by Afroman's satirical lyrics.
The full day 1 and 2 of the afroman trial can be watched live.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PJnyh7otNo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEL14MREBqY
#AfromanTrial #CourtWatch #AdamsCounty #Ohio #Afroman #lemonpoundcake
Rapper Afroman's trial enters second day in Adams County, Ohio
For context on the upset cop.
Cops originally sued Afroman for his defamation in tracks like "Lemon Pound Cake" and "Whose gonna fix my door" which each specifically named this dirty cop.
It wasn't until ONE day before facing court that Afroman released his new raft of tracks where one included these claims of sexual relationship with some of the cop's wives.
They got a whole court room of judge and laywers picking over these 80 seconds or lyrics rn lmao
From yesterday's hearings I guess there was a point were Afroman said that a cops wife went down on his wife stating:
"she ate my ex-wife like pizza"
The cops lawyer is explaining how the town possibly seeing a cops wife as anything but straight is a fate worse than... I'm not sure what.
Lawyer: "he said pussy pussy pussy like a thousand times!"
In the lead up to the trial Afroman did a sit down interview with local news explaining what the hearing was about.
He says this IS his art style, largely rapping about his life in very direct ways.
"I was going to clean my room, but then I got high"
So for Afroman when cops caused thousands of dollars in damage to his home in a botched raid and refused to help repair it he did what he always does, he rapped about it.
Like... the cops could have paid him his missing $400 fucking dollars and possibly a couple grand in home repairs and this raid on an innocent person would have been settled.
Instead, these cops dared a person like Afroman to find a way to hold them accountable and got upset when he dare try.
I've said it once and I'll say it again... imagine if Afroman was an average Black American.
Didn't have solid cameras, lawyers, a platform & fans.
They'd probably be in jail rn on those false charges.
Afroman is such a fucking character too... the cops really found their match.
No one else could take a serious issue and turn it into a clown show like Afroman can while also being based af.
The dude has no shame, loves a tacky dis track AND flaunts how he doesn't put in a ton of effort and gets the ladies and makes decent money from his music.
He's well known for signing ladies breasts at shows.
He might be tacky, crass and enjoy getting stoned... but people LOVE afroman
So anyways, I can see why cops are terrified of a guy who knows how to navigate enthusiastic consent even on camera.
nullagent (@[email protected])
Attached: 1 video #CourtWatch So Afroman has been in court this week to face defamation charges for making a song about the specific bad cops who did a botched raid on his home. And umm... these cops are WILD! In this clip officer Randolph Walters explains how he's not sure if Afroman's lyrics about sleeping with his wife are true or not. You see, if bad cop Walters wants to win defamation he needs to show that he and others could be confused by Afroman's satirical lyrics. #RandolphWalters #Afroman #ACAB
Afroman gave some testimony today about the timeline of events on the day of the botched raid.
The cop's lawyer is nit-picking about why Afroman, after learning of the raid, arrived at the police station to collect some of his belongings with his lawyer and a news crew.
The cops seem to be suggesting Afroman was attempting to inflame the situation by having witnesses and legal representation for the interaction.
V@nullagent 'How dare you bring a lawyer and witnesses to the police station, do you have any idea how hard it is for these poor poor pigs to oppress and intimidate you when you do that?'
Dustin D. Wind@nullagent Stating for the record that you can't be sure your wife is really faithful to you, because some random guy you stole from made a "yo momma" joke about it, is… a thing, I guess?
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Some days I still wonder if I'm truly ace. Days like this, I thank the FSM for it. 😅
afreytes, 👁️🗨️of🇵🇷@nullagent A desperately needed role model for our times!
And also add that he has never bombed any kids, or traumatized any couches.
B05H@nullagent i cant think of a single person that hasnt laughed at something he said or did, if your offended by his work, then maybe take a long look in the mirror and see why that is.
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He's tacky, crass and enjoys getting stoned. What's not to love?
He's tacky, crass and enjoys getting stoned. What's not to love?
Dave Rahardja@nullagent Oh the pearls they clutch
@nullagent I haven't seen a lawyer tirade that unintentionally funny since the buttchugger's butthurt press conference. 😄
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=keTbsSfMOdI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=keTbsSfMOdI
Press conference with attorney Daniel McGehee and client Alexander Broughton
Andres@nullagent lol is afroman sleeping in that clip?
Else, Someone@nullagent
Maaaan this is so satisfying!
Maaaan this is so satisfying!