Edward ChampionThe aim of the Republican Party is to permanently uproot life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness for 99.9999% of Americans, replacing it with a giant boot that destroys all joy and dreams with repeated stomps to the face.
The aim of the Democratic Party is to lick that boot with an eager and unctuous tongue feigning welfare for the common man, but ultimately waggling with capitulation accompanied by the trill of fresh dollars unfolded from a corrupt AIPAC envelope.