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#FotoVorschlag
Der Blick von oben
»The #view from above«

#BrodyOfWales from yesterday. He almost looks innocent here, doesn't he?

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NB 1d ago

Brody's high qualified lawyer here - he is innocent as all chargers. Except the money laundering one. 😂✨

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NB 1d ago

*of all charges - what is the point of autocorrect if it's even more incorrect than me? 😂

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𝙹𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝙹𝚎𝚜𝚜 1d ago

😂 *highly qualified - You need to have a stern talk with your autocorrect today. I expect that you'd need to be in a room with the defendant perhaps holding a kong toy in order to ascertain said "innocence"... Good luck with that! (not me deleting and reposting my comment due to errors 😅)

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NB 1d ago

OH FFS! That's it, I give up 😂
Whatever it takes to prove my client's obvious innocence 😂✨

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Cysio

1d ago

@Jess.Stetson he **is** innocent

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𝙹𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝙹𝚎𝚜𝚜 1d ago

Far from it, my friend. He's an ultimate dickhead. But he's our dickhead. And he's much, much, much better than when we adopted him. An out of control 55kg is challenging! 😂

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Cysio

1d ago

@Jess.Stetson I'm sure you're exaggerating, how is this cutie capable of any mischief?

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𝙹𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝙹𝚎𝚜𝚜 1d ago

I wish I were! 😂 😭 Honestly, he was scary when we first adopted him. Whoever had him from a puppy obviously didn't train him at all or pay attention to him and then they got overwhelmed and probably scared of him and dropped him off at a rescue at 4 years old! Poor idiot. He was a huge growling, snapping, jumping, lunatic when he arrived. But, yes, he's a million times better now. He still growls when he's grumpy but it's just noise now. No real menace. 😊

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