Everyone in full crisis mode and repeating the word "fingerbang" over and over I am actually crying "We'll get through this" says Steve to his recently fingerbanged wife

Rachel weeping because she told people (ON TV!) that her husband fingerbanged her (sorry, "progressed intimacy") and someone else congratulated her publicly on the fingerbanging Danny: "if I was him I'd never fingerblast her ever again" My death is imminent

Now Fingerbang Remarker (Bec) is doubling down and making it worse because these people have the maturity and intelligence of boll weevils

I am never going to stop saying "fingerbang" 😄