Had to look it up, but “goon” can also be a verb.

goon (third-person singular simple present goons, present participle gooning, simple past and past participle gooned)
(transitive, slang, ice hockey) To act like a goon; to act in an intimidating or aggressive way towards opponents.
(neologism) To legally kidnap a child and forcibly transport them to a boot camp, boarding school, wilderness therapy or a similar rehabilitation facility.

Can’t tell if sweet-summer-child or top tier shitpost

I can’t goon… I’ll go on.

I can’t go on… I’ll goon.