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#MovieThread VII: The Kino Awakens, Chapter Three — March Edition

From 2020 to 2025 I watched 2370 movies.
In 2026 so far I've watched another 70, for a total of 2440 movies.

This month:
* John McTiernan.
* Ninja Turtles, probably.

 Previous thread:

Starting John McTiernan, it's the movie "Nomadland" is not a sequel to, it's —

#71, or #2441, 1986's "Nomads."

It's the movie today best remembered for the "Seinfeld" episode of the same title where Elaine is the only person in town who hates it, leaving now for a screening of —

#72, or #2442, 1996's "The English Patient."

With this one I'm 8/10 for seeing this year's Best Picture nominees in the cinema, leaving now to go see —

#73, or #2443, 2026's "Sentimental Value."

With and after dinner, watched —

#74, or #2443, 2026 Netflix doc “Queen of Chess.”

Interesting story about a woman I knew nothing about. But it’s a shame it has to tell her story by focusing on her rivalry with a man. Do enjoy watching her crush these dudes, though, obviously.

As I understand it, this Brazilian Best Picture nominee is not about a secret agent, leaving now to go see —

#75, or #2445, 2026's "O Agente Secreto," or, "The Secret Agent."

It's the "Star Trek" movie that dares to ask, what if the "Star Trek" movies had a cast that actually liked being in the same room as each other, it's —

#76, or #2446, 1994's "Star Trek Generations."

#startrek #tng

The only one of this year's slate of Best Picture nominees I have to watch at home instead of in the cinema, it's —

#77, or #2447, 2025's "Train Dreams."

The conversation about this one has collapsed into "boy, they really whiffed it on this one," but that means there's a chance I can be contrarian just by having a good time, so, you know, still gotta see it, leaving now to go see —

#78, or #2448, 2026's "The Bride!"

Meant to go see this true story Tourette's drama before it became unexpectedly topical but never got around to it until what's probably the last screening, leaving now to go see —

#79, or #2449, 2026's "I Swear."

Yesterday was Pie Day. On a related note, it's —

#80, or #2450, 1999's "American Pie."

I know very little about this, except that it's one of those 90s teen comedies I didn't really understand the appeal of when I was the target audience, and also, I'm fairly certain he fucks the pie?
Everyone in this is either top-of-the-C-or-B-tier famous or was in nothing else you care about, no in-betweens.
I don't believe any of these gentlemen know what sex is.
I regret putting this on.
Why do they care so much about losing their virginity? Are they stupid?
You couldn't make this today because they'd run you out of Hollywood with torches and pitchforks.

"We must take a stand here and now! No longer will our penises remain flaccid and unused!"

just normal bro things to say

It's the classic love story. Boy meets pie...
He livestreamed her undressing, masturbating, and having sex, it immediately got her deported, and we the audience are meant to not want to kill him with rocks?
Every now and then a joke lands, but mostly the picture is as utterly alienating and confounding as it gets — it’s like watching actors meticulously recreate footage of alien mating rituals.
@Alexis this is what sex feels like to me, also