skuaTrump thinking "I need a patsy to do huuuge war crimes for me. Like a WWF wrestler. But so much more stupid. ... That'd be that Hegseth chimp."
The job interview phone call:
Trump: "Hello Pete, I may have something for you. But first will you answer one question for me?"
P: I'd be very happy to do that Mr President.
Trump: If you had to use nuclear bombs to make America great would you? Use them against Blue cities I mean. Is making America great that important to you Pet?