"We care about your privacy!"

Us and our ONE THOUSAND, FIVE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY FOUR "partners". Hah ha!

Also fuck off!

Also I just switched off JS and read your fucking article anyway. What you and your partners gonna do about that? 🤪

In the real world still, if a person says to you, "This is my partner", that basically means something like, "If you trust me, you can trust them" and/or "this person can speak on my behalf because they know me really well".

But online "partner" apparently now just means "a collection of companies whose names I could not even recount without looking them up in a database or spreadsheet I have somewhere".

@ruari even in the polyamory space if someone said "here's my 1584 partners" some eyebrows would be raised 🤣
@brunty @ruari this sounds like some "Gangbang World Record" attempt…