you call her a qwerty pie
ten years later you lose the house in an ugly dvorak
please ban me from mastodon for my own good
@gloriouscow wowwww, I've never seen a post on here I both love and hate so strongly

@MolarFox

I think we need to bring back space for bad puns

@MolarFox why was the fox so good at data entry?

because he used the numpawd

@gloriouscow I think we need a space for your bad puns specifically   
@gloriouscow @MolarFox I'll confess I did expect a lazy dog to be involved.
@gloriouscow Losing custody of the keebs 
@irondoge have to pick up extra shifts just to make ends meet

@gloriouscow You just azerty that this will happen

Something something colemak

@gloriouscow

You can still enjoy BBQs with fresh colemak together, even after you split in your 40ies. It'll be like when you met after tap dancing class!

@Gyroplast

We were a killer combo up until my mid 20s  
It hurt to have to move out of what was once our home in my 40s, so many memories...

i am ashamed of every single one of you that boosted this
@gloriouscow well, if you say that I now have to boost it.

@gloriouscow After the world tried to beat every good impulse out of me, I had to get revenge somehow.

@gloriouscow he's just a qwerted up white boy
@gloriouscow Unless she’s French then she’s an azerty pie

i find that lots of keyboard geeks don’t like the default layout tho :)

@gloriouscow

@gloriouscow are you the charge of a capacitor in the time domain?

Because you are a Q(t).