Chris FletchWell this changes the tone
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@lpl yes but it costs one soul
@HailsandAles But what if I use the offercode FIRSTBORN25 ?
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Fabian Giesen@HailsandAles you're the best, fang fam
Elizabeth Lee@HailsandAles now I'm picturing it as a true crime podcast, complete with copious pauses.
Leto Atrรฉides ๐ชฑ๐๏ธ๐๐ฆ๐๐ชถ๐@HailsandAles The Tale of the Body Thief suddenly transposed to the 2020s :D
Tak!@HailsandAles chat, mash that like button if you've ever been to miami
woe2you@HailsandAles Similar vibe to that post that was doing the rounds a few days ago. https://www.deadlanguagesociety.com/p/how-far-back-in-time-understand-english
JaBen VorheesThe Vampire Lestat here. Now, this is a story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down. And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there I'll tell you how I became a creature who can fly through the air.
Alexander, Prismatic Painter
Jordi (Y'all'd'n't've)A) You stole that from me retroactively.
B) LMAO
C) Goddammit Ben.
myrmepropagandist@Jorsh @TheBreadmonkey @HailsandAles
Host: Hey guys welcome back to my YouTube Channel. It has long been a question interesting to both the psychologist and the zoologist how to interpret the social lives of ... certain members of the order Hymenoptera. This live stream will settle it! Let's welcome our Formicarian guest: she will set us right with her thoughts on other insects AND on us humans!
Wawaque: Hi everyone! It's great to be here.
Host: So, what inspired you to share your tale?
@Jorsh @TheBreadmonkey @HailsandAles
I've been working on a youTube video about "Consider Her Ways"
Mr. Grove might not like the update, but he is dead and I'm excited.
Tom Harrington@TheBreadmonkey @HailsandAles In West Transylvania born and raised, in the graveyard is where I spent most of my daysโฆ.
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โฃ๏ธu.s. pause federal tax remittanceschillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool
and all drinkin' some type b outside of the school
when a couple other vamps who were up to no good
started makin' trouble in my neighborhood
Pseudo Nym*Record scratch* *freeze frame* *voice over*
"You may be wondering how I got into this situation..."
David@TheBreadmonkey @HailsandAles Obviously he had to leave Philly because of all the cheesestakes.
Neil@TheBreadmonkey @HailsandAles If you watch the channel you know I love me some blood which is why I'm happy to tell you about today's sponsor, Jugulaire....
Laurens@HailsandAles That's literally how OddBawz, a YouTuber I've been following for quite a few years, opens his War Thunder replay videos. With "a wee bit" of a Scottish accent. So now I can't "unhear" that when reading that introduction in the book.
Who knew Lestat was a Scottish YouTuber, eh?
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Jonathan T@saltywizard @HailsandAles Strike and imbibe.
Jack the Frosted Count@HailsandAles But first, a word about Raid: Something Or Other, you're just going to skip this bit, I'll put the chapter marker in when it's done.
May Keable ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ@HailsandAles I wonder if that works for Moby Dick too.
Hey guys welcome back to my YouTube Channel. Call me Ishmael. Some years ago- never mind how long precisely- having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world.
Eli the BeardedHey guys welcome back to my YouTube Channel. Mother died today. Or, maybe, yesterday; I canโt be sure.
Hey guys welcome back to my YouTube Channel. It was a queer, sultry summer, the summer they electrocuted the Rosenbergs, and I didnโt know what I was doing in New York.
Hey guys welcome back to my YouTube Channel. We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold.
ShaneHey guys welcome back to my YouTube Channel. The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far. ๐
Androcat@HailsandAles Is that really how the book starts?
Yikes, kinda rough.
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Marianne@HailsandAles it's very petty of me not to get past YouTube 'chanel'
Heathen ๐@HailsandAles
We're back with another trauma unboxing video!
We're back with another trauma unboxing video!
rich@HailsandAles spike and imbibe
kikebenlloch@HailsandAles But does it?
Without the (spot on) context written in pencil, that may well be the most awful first paragraph I've ever read in a book.
Without the (spot on) context written in pencil, that may well be the most awful first paragraph I've ever read in a book.
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@HailsandAles My stomach hurts from laughing too much on this
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Bram Moreinis@HailsandAles @gwynnion Hey guys, welcome to my Youtube channel. Call me Ishmael. Some years ago- never mind how long precisely- having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world.
Sen the Professional 
@HailsandAles Having never read the book but lived in its cultural aftermath... wow that is not how I would've voiced the Vampire Lestat.