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@Viss

bottle: "extract of artificial intelligence"

narrator: the bottle is empty...

@paul_ipv6 you should have seen their booth at blackhat. it was this 1800s style snake oil salesman bit, the did the outfits and everything, and because i avoid blackhat like the fucking plague, i begged for someone to send me a set, and i got their attention :D
@Viss Why is there dust on the bottle?
@j because its from like 2017
@Viss can I offer you a
@johnley ... wh.. what
@Viss @johnley "Our AI is 100% guaranteed to resist against all of today's quantum computers!"
"scan for more info"
(of course it links to a year-old Fortinet press release about "isolated infrastructure acceleration for the AI factory with nvidia"... 🧻 )
@Viss @johnley
@Viss @johnley Quantum means it's better! /s