Deepak Kumar VasudevanMar 10

📐 The Geometric Solution to the #LPGGas #LPGShortage

Headline: Government Announces Square Deals for Round Problems!

Tired of waiting for your circular LPG cylinder? Why stay in the loop when you can be edgy?

👉 Introducing the LPG Rectangle™.

Why the Rectangle?
Space-Saving: Fits perfectly into the corner of your kitchen — just like the Corporation fits its “cleanliness” posters into corners where they dump trash.

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Stability: Unlike the economy, it won’t roll away when things get shaky.

The Math Checks Out:

If V = π r² h is too expensive, let’s just try
𝐿 ×𝑊×𝐻. It’s basic Fuel-ometry.

The New Slogan
"Don’t get rounded up by high prices — demand a Four-Sided Solution!"

#TuesdayFunday Punchlines
“If the cylinder is empty, at least the rectangle has right angles — which is more than we can say for the current gas pricing ‘angles’.”

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“Waiting for a refill is a vicious cycle. A rectangle is a straight line to disappointment.”

“Cylinders are so 2024. Rectangles are for the edgy consumer of 2026.”