@stargazer The image shows a photograph of a hand holding a small card with printed text and a golden rose illustration, followed by a block of text below the photo. The card has a golden rose graphic and text stating, "You are like a beautiful rose. Each time you engage in premarital sex, a precious petal is stripped away. Don't leave your future husband holding a bare stem. Abstain." It also displays "©1992 Widing Industries, Inc." on the left side and "Pit. 26a. Gold Printed. Made in USA." on the right. Below the photograph, there is a paragraph of text describing how the speaker tested the metaphor by counting petals on a yellow rose bush, concluding premarital sex could occur at least ten times before being noticed. The text states: "I heard this metaphor growing up, and in my case, it backfired supremely, because I went out into my neighbor's backyard where a rose bush was growing, and the one I tested had like 30 petals (it was yellow, but definitely a rose of some kind), and as a very logical lass, I came to the conclusion that you could have premarital sex AT LEAST ten times before your future husband would even notice something was up. Moral of the story? Test your metaphors on the weirdest and most neurodivergent child you know before writing your weird religious propaganda." The entire image juxtaposes a religiously framed metaphor with a personal anecdote mocking its logic and encouraging thorough testing of such messages.

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