🚨 ATTN #SanFranciscoHellscape !! 🚨

This new waterslide on 28th St is *terrible*! The slide itself was ok (maybe 4/10), but the landing definitely needs some work!! And the water in it was just a trickle and seemed to me like it wasn’t being filtered properly!!!1

#PSA #Waterslides #SilentSunday #ApartFromTheScreamingOfInjuredParticipants #SanFranciscoHellscape #NewWaterParkEdition

@pmonks How did they ever get permits for that? Was RoDBIgo involved?
@pmonks #Alt4You A photo of a row of houses, with one under construction. The one under construction has a 3 storey tall orange garbage chute (meant for construction debris) in front of it, held up by scaffolding. It looks very much like a water slide, that's the joke.
@pmonks Someone could get hurt!
*grabs video camera*
@BobHorowitz someone being me 😠
@pmonks
They need a trampoline at the bottom for extra points.
I've often said this about the high bars in gymnastics too.
@BobHorowitz i think u would love ā€œhouse of airā€ down at crissy field. it provides a combination spectacle i suspect u’d enjoy: kids and injuries
@pmonks I love House of Air! They did a really cool trampoline demo on the Presidio Parade Ground once and I had a blast photographing the air show.
@BobHorowitz In our parental group, when my kids were smol, we used to call it ā€œHouse of Airnjuriesā€. Virtually every dad in the group got injured there (and many of the kids too!).
@pmonks doctors and dentists agree: it's orthopedic and dental heaven
@BobHorowitz ā€œDon’t go in without checking with your parents about insurance, kids!!ā€