Trump says he must have a role in choosing Iran's next leader, which means we are approximately three news cycles away from him posting an insanely racist AI video of Kid Rock in a turban sitting on a golden throne in the desert.
@lowqualityfacts I'm shocked they didn't already do this. what are they waiting for?
@lowqualityfacts Hey, get your high quality prophecies out of the low quality facts feed.
@lowqualityfacts That seems like an awfully high quality prediction for low quality facts. 👀

@lowqualityfacts 🤣 Were that not probable enough he'll also introduce him as The Ayatollah of Rock 'N' Rolla*

(*Soulfly song title)

@coffeemug @lowqualityfacts Oh god, he will do EXACTLY THAT.

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In the Trumpocene Epoch, three news cycles = ~16 hours

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Ich befürchte, Trump stellt sich selbst der Wahl.

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Why not do it himself & leave US alone?