Nobody on LinkedIn has ever had a bad day. Every setback is a "growth opportunity." Every firing is a "new chapter." Every complete professional disaster is framed as "excited to announce." These people would describe the Titanic as "a bold pivot to submarine operations."

@Daojoan Not sure if you're aware but there's a whole #subreddit full of people on #LinkedIn outrageously humblebragging and generally being obnoxiously optimistic:

https://www.reddit.com/r/LinkedInLunatics/

A subreddit for insufferable LinkedIn content • r/LinkedInLunatics

Scroll through LinkedIn and you will find a mix of rampant virtue signaling, cringeworthy titles, and stories that could come from r/thathappened....

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