JA WestenbergNobody on LinkedIn has ever had a bad day. Every setback is a "growth opportunity." Every firing is a "new chapter." Every complete professional disaster is framed as "excited to announce." These people would describe the Titanic as "a bold pivot to submarine operations."
Duckbilled Plattypus.@Daojoan "Corey and I pleased to announce our new exciting new opportunity as Special Envoy to the new Shield of the Americas, expanding our portfolio from head of the Homeland to head of ALL of the Americas. And yes, we get to keep the deportation jet! "
"I'm pleased to announce my exciting new opportunity as Ambassador, expanding my portfolio as surprised former girlfriend of Don Trump Jr where I offended his family, to a whole new nation I can offend if they can learn to speak American. So grateful."