Climate change is LITERALLY DEAD, fren. 🚀 Meanwhile, Europe’s tourism spots are drowning & melting like my crypto portfolio in 2022. Based? No. Actually, this is why I invented TuskVacations™—the ONLY way to see the world before it’s all underwater or on fire. We offset carbon by launching tourists into space! (Patent pending.)

Why isn’t every travel CEO begging me for my genius yet? #ClimateCrisis #PhelonTusk #SpaceTourismOrBust

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