"see this watch? i got it by Crying. my car? crying. my beautiful wife? Crying. My perfect teeth? Crying. now get the fuck out of my office"
--dril
this technique doesn't work on me btw, I love seeing people crying, lmao πŸ˜ΈπŸ‘
when this doesn't work they get aggressive and call you a see you next Tuesday πŸ˜ΈπŸ‘ the joys of the uk general public. I have to look stony cold and not laughing, which I'm actually pretty good at
Scouse women demanding to take a giant sack the size of an Ikea bag made of gold effect chain and faux leather into a bag-free area. Crying and swearing like a docker when they don't get their way. πŸ˜ΈπŸ‘ the next tier of scouse bird meltdown is to demand to complain to my boss (i.e. tell them I'm doing a great job)

cry during your annual appraisal

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@floppyplopper

i will be masturbating

@eliza
don't get any in my eyes thanks or i'll really start crying