Ben
You can say saucy jizz instead of sausages and no one will ever notice
Mar 4 at 9:25amWeb
Show threadScottMar 4
@TheBreadmonkey Can or must?
Show threadʙᴇɴ ᴄᴏᴛᴛᴇяɪʟʟMar 4
@TheBreadmonkey Local band like to sing the famous Sam & Dave song I’m Arse-hole man.
Show threadcalciusMar 4
@TheBreadmonkey

talking of - Lemmy apparently sang "the Eight of Spades" for a couple of years at concerts to see if anyone would notice. They did not.
Show threadJ$Mar 4

@calcius I recall him grunting “the ass of spaz” later.

That might have a slight relation with Mr. Kilmeister’s stellar pronunciation.

Show threadPanzerkreuzer PotukimMar 4
@js @calcius My favourite of Lemmy's lyrics shenanigans is when he went "Bernhard!" instead of "Burner!" 😁
Show threadMark DownMar 4
@calcius @TheBreadmonkey this while time I thought he said "the eights of space"
Show threadMay Likes TorontoMar 4
@TheBreadmonkey Thanks, I hate it.
Show threadBookMar 4
@TheBreadmonkey So there *is* meat in snozzajisses.
Show threadDavid CohenMar 4
@TheBreadmonkey You can but you shouldn’t.
Show threadGary Mar 4
@TheBreadmonkey @TwoClownsEating genius. Are you some sort of prophet, channeling the wisdom of John Mastodon to us mere mortals? 🙌🙌🙌🙇🏻‍♂️🙇🏻‍♂️🙇🏻‍♂️
Show threadMat BMar 4

@WiteWulf @TheBreadmonkey

👐 Jizz hands to this

Show threadGary Mar 4
@TwoClownsEating @TheBreadmonkey jizz hands? Eww, use a tissue 💦
Show threadPeterMar 4
@TheBreadmonkey it's all gravy
Show threadAnand PhilipMar 4
@TheBreadmonkey idk what kind of a kitchen you run but this would absolutely not work in mine.
Show thread0xC0DEC0DE07EAMar 4
@anandphilipc @TheBreadmonkey what do you think chipped beef on toast is?
Show thread0xC0DEC0DE07EAMar 4

@anandphilipc @TheBreadmonkey meanwhile, in Ben’s kitchen:

https://www.oglaf.com/dishes/

Dishes

Show threadkwayk42Mar 4
@TheBreadmonkey
Show threadscmbradleyMar 4
@TheBreadmonkey Ben. Nobody makes me sigh with disappointment as consistently as you do.
Show threadMattMar 4
@TheBreadmonkey "Excuse me, waiter. This is not the dish I asked for."
Show threadthe hatterMar 5
@matt @TheBreadmonkey Sir, this is a Wendy's
Show threadmasukomiMar 4
@TheBreadmonkey You obviously don't have friends like mine.
Show threadmarkMar 4
@TheBreadmonkey well, I will never not do this now that I know of it
Show threadwendythedruidMar 4
@TheBreadmonkey I’m using this IRL
Show threadan actual busMar 4
@TheBreadmonkey have you considered fucking off
Show threadBenMar 4

@renardboy

Frequently

Show threadan actual busMar 4
@TheBreadmonkey and yet, seemingly not enough
Show threadlucaMar 4
@TheBreadmonkey This is one of the funny things about English language that rarely work with Italian, which is an almost phonetical language - you have one only way to write a spoken word, enforced by phonetical rules.
Show threadDEY!Mar 4
@TheBreadmonkey hot dog flavored water just makes sense now
Show threadJames Guthrie 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿Mar 4
@TheBreadmonkey plz no
Show threadDaveybotMar 4

@TheBreadmonkey Oh so THAT'S what Starmer was calling for a return of...

https://youtu.be/mpyU3VsubGA

#satire

Keir Starmer calls for the 'return of the sausages' in Labour conference speech

YouTube
Show threadThe Mighty GitMar 4
@TheBreadmonkey I've said boners instead of bonus for years. No one noticed and now even I don't register it anymore, it's automatic.
Show threadDitolMar 4
@TheBreadmonkey
Oh goddess, make me unhear/unread this.
Show threadFlesh & bone by the telephoneMar 4
@TheBreadmonkey I'm not convinced. You just said it and I noticed.
Show threadColorblind CowboyMar 4

@TheBreadmonkey I’m going to try that with my girlfriend. I made some saucy jizz yesterday.

By which I mean the breakfast food.

I mean, you know, the sausage.

By which I mean …

The pork product.

Ugh.

Show threadBill HookerMar 4

@TheBreadmonkey

*files under "Seen, Things I Wish I Hadn't"

*soaks own brain in bleach*

Show threadJordi (Tubal Hippy)Mar 4

@TheBreadmonkey

There's a reason why I secretly refer to you as The Greatest Ben.

Show threadBenMar 4

@Jorsh

😂😂😂

Show threadʙᴇɴ ᴄᴏᴛᴛᴇяɪʟʟMar 4
@Jorsh @TheBreadmonkey 😮
Show threadBenMar 4

@BenCotterill @Jorsh 🤣

We are all equal. A Bengularity.

Show threadpaulMar 4

@TheBreadmonkey @LikeItOrLumpIt

https://beige.party/@amiserabilist/115276909599378460

#eggcorn

i will always think of ben's saucy jizz when i think of sausages now.

can i get a hot semen roll please?

paul (@[email protected])

@[email protected] An eggcorn is the alteration of a word or phrase through the mishearing or reinterpretation of one or more of its elements,[1] creating a new phrase that is plausible when used in the same context.[2] Thus, an eggcorn is an unexpectedly fitting or creative malapropism. Eggcorns often arise as people attempt to make sense of a stock phrase that uses a term unfamiliar to them,[3] as for example replacing "Alzheimer's disease" with "old-timers' disease",[2] or William Shakespeare's "to the manner born" with "to the manor born".[1] The autological word "eggcorn" is itself an eggcorn, derived from acorn. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eggcorn soup or salad ah! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Htvs1wXv1-0

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Show threadBill HookerMar 4

@amiserabilist @TheBreadmonkey @LikeItOrLumpIt

Paul.

You're not helping.

Show threadpaulMar 4
@sennoma @TheBreadmonkey @LikeItOrLumpIt
Show threadSarahMar 4

@amiserabilist @TheBreadmonkey @LikeItOrLumpIt

for example replacing "Alzheimer's disease" with "old-timers' disease"Heh.

Show threadArnel Šarić Sharan Mar 4
@TheBreadmonkey I can't tell you how many times I just said it out loud.
Show threadSam Mar 4

@TheBreadmonkey More to the point, you can say sausages instead of saucy jizz and no one will know.

Although you might discover a new niche, I suppose.