๐Ÿ…ฐ๐Ÿ…ป๐Ÿ…ธ๐Ÿ…ฒ๐Ÿ…ด (๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿฆ„)

Fedi:
- "I follow you for the wholesome stuff ๐Ÿ’•"
- "I follow you for the lockpicking stuff ๐Ÿ”“"
- "I follow you for the adult content โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ”ฅ"

Don't worry fam, I got ya  

#Locksport #Lockpicking #Lovense #SexToy #GooglyEyes #Antiques

Mar 3 at 10:47pmWeb
Show thread๐Ÿ…ฐ๐Ÿ…ป๐Ÿ…ธ๐Ÿ…ฒ๐Ÿ…ด (๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿฆ„)Mar 3
It makes sense that a lock from the 1870s wouldn't be modern sextoy-proof. Women back then were still using steam-powered vibrators.
Show threadThe Orange ThemeMar 3
@alice "Did the coal man come today?"
"Not yet."
"Fuck..."
Show threadEvaMar 3
@theorangetheme @alice 
Show threadBillMar 4

@theorangetheme @alice

But he's almost there

Show threadEvaMar 3
@alice omg is that why master lock still sucks? They have been resistance testing but they still use the ancient sex toy metric? Either we need to change metrics or we need way stronger sexy toys
Show threadDarth OslerMar 3

@alice ummmm

Those are usually a single ball bearing in a circular race

Been a stable technology lego bit for close to 2 centuries now

Show threadFennixMar 3

@alice

1870s: steam-powered
1970s: 2-stroke engine
2070s: fusion?

Show threadviqMar 4
@fennix @alice the Goku & Vegeta version, or?
Show threadAria.DNE [grim]Mar 4
@alice Oh imagine treadle-powered sex toys? The calves on those people!
Show threadSharpe!Mar 4
@alice Woe betide the stoker who can't shovel fast enough.
Show threadClaraMar 4
@alice NGL, I winced when I saw the suggestion of a steam-powered vibrator... wouldn't that get really hot?
Show threadJohn MaxwellMar 4
@alice Batteries were a major safety improvement.
Show threadrecursive ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆMar 4
@alice Wasn't long though https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Mortimer_Granville#Electric_vibrator
Joseph Mortimer Granville - Wikipedia

Show threadOpen Water Otter VE7GR๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆMar 4
@alice steampunk, or steampoke? Capt'n, ring the engine room for all ahead slow...
Show threadjoeMar 3
@alice
now I need this goggly eye lock picking tool
: D
Show threadBig BenMar 3
@alice This is the greatest crossover since the Jimmy Timmy Power Hour and itโ€™s not even really a crossover. Congratulations on this monumental achievement (no Iโ€™m not being sarcastic)
Show thread๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ Bri ๐ŸŒž๐Ÿšด๐ŸŒฑโœจMar 3
@alice The Horny Trinity
Show threadAcid Plushy Mar 3
@alice wth xklsdhjfoi jdio
Show threadMichael GemarMar 3
@alice It looks like it took a bit to find the right spot.
Show threadMurdoc Addams ๐Ÿง›๐Ÿป ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆMar 3
@alice
I feel like there's a metaphor here. 
Show threadMrGrumpyMonkeyMar 4
@murdoc @alice Vibration?
Show threadAgnieszka R. Turczyล„skaMar 3
@alice
Show threadMykMar 3
@alice Almost thought it was one of The Lock picking Lawyers April Fools videos ๐Ÿคฃ
Show threadMrGrumpyMonkeyMar 4
@notsle @alice Those sure are packed full of innuendos.
Show threadVictoria๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธMar 3
@alice this is genius
Show threadEvaMar 3

@alice
-chef kiss-
Perfection
-Loud mouth click-
Nice!

Changing my domi to only have this setting
Telling people they can unlock my horny
And then dying when my heart explodes

Show threadShawn "Fruan" PoulsenMar 3
@alice Is this what they call bumping uglies?
Show threadYamakyuMar 3

@alice This is best thing I've seen today

No, it's not even 1 a.m., but nothing will top this for sure 

Show threadnousersmanualMar 3
@alice Impressive!
Show threadan actual busMar 4
@alice This is peak content.
Show threadDarth OslerMar 4
@renardboy @alice we pray it will not be anti-climactic
Show threadJuniper ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ๐ŸŒฒMar 4
@renardboy @alice the vibe will get you to the peak
Show threadIsaac Watson Mar 4
@renardboy @alice Like, I cannot imagine any content that could be *more* Alice
Show threadGlamazon, DegenerateMar 4
@renardboy @alice word
Show threadThe Orange ThemeMar 4
@alice Trying to explain to Sir why the cage is unlocked.
Show threadStupefloMar 4
@alice
The oldest butblugg.io compatible lock?
Show threadBewilderedKat Mar 4

@alice I can't say that anyone has been able to unlock my rope ties with a vibrator (yet).

Maybe I should add masterlocks that need to be unlocked in a particular sequence to undo a tie? I prototyped an escape tie with some carabiners the other week as a proof of concept, so I should be able to do it with 3 masterlocks (need to do some safety analysis for more "trick" junctions)

Show threadNatasha EkaraMar 4
@h3mmy @alice I'm not into bondage but this idea with locks is freaking awesome.
Show threadschrotthaufenMar 4
@alice This might be the most fedi post Iโ€™ve ever seen
Show threadMay Likes TorontoMar 4
@alice I follow you for all parts of you and they're all awesome.
Show threadVMar 4
@alice This seems like it could be a pinned 'Bio' post for the vibe of your whole account, tbqh.
Show thread๐Ÿด๐Ÿณโ€โšง๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ Mar 4

@alice

perfection

Show threadMs. Que BanhMar 4
@alice ๐Ÿ˜ƒโค๏ธ
Show threadMedea Vanamonde ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธMar 4
@alice oh lord, a true sign of the Ed Times
Show threadcoleenMar 4
@alice that gif with the shades is fire as hell
Show thread๐Ÿ”ž Jizz Jackrabbit ๐Ÿค๐Ÿ’ฆMar 4
@alice i love that you thought of this
Show threadแดฎแต‰โฟ แดฟแต’สธแถœแต‰VOTE IN THE PRIMARIESMar 4

@alice

it's the plot of a Madonna song

Show threadFaraiweMar 4
@alice ::dies laughing::
Show threadMrGrumpyMonkeyMar 4
@alice Sometimes I start reading some comments between a few people and want to chime in with some whitty remark, just to realize wtf I just read. I guess there are more freaky types here than I assumed. Or that's just alice.  I wonder what that says about me? 
Show thread a HOT Rubie Mar 4

@alice

Amazing vibes!๐Ÿคช

BEST THING EVERRRRRRRRR!!!!๐Ÿ˜‡

Show threadsasutina13a is-a sasutina13aMar 4
@alice If they ask at Cumstoms, it is NOT a lockpick...
Show threadsasutina13a is-a sasutina13aMar 4
@alice spelign...oops...
Show threadPent Up Games ๐Ÿ”žMar 4
@alice
Dr Who: *Vibrates 19th century lock open*
Dr Who's 19th century companion: "Doctor! What is that miraculous device?"
Dr Who: "Oh... forgot you were standing there. Um, that's called a 'Sonic Screwdriver'!"
Show threadJoscelyn TranspiringMar 4
@pentup @alice โ€ฆI am now realizing why River Song had such good times with the Doctorโ€ฆ ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…
Show threadBillMar 4

@pentup @alice

Is naming a sex toy a thing?

Show threadsu_liamMar 4
@alice So thatโ€™s how you get off an old lock.
Show threadkwayk42Mar 4
@alice
Show threadJames DonohoeMar 4
@alice
WTF did I just watch?
Just spit out my coffee from this morning.
My dog has now come into the room very concerned and nudging my elbow.
And I am watching it again...