@Remittancegirl @cstross This is the fediverse. Banal, folksy wisdom here should at least include a reference to guillotining landlords or the fact that craft supplies can be good for stabbing or something.

@acb @Remittancegirl @cstross

Knitting while guilloting seems on brand, and also has historical precedent!

@AspiringLuddite @acb @Remittancegirl @cstross

"I've knitted this garotte out of a hand-dyed llama wool / horse-hair yarn from a pattern I found on Rebelry. There's a few mistakes, but I think it came out great. The handles are made from an old Vic 20 power-supply I had lying around. #noMoreKings #guerillaKnitting #retroComputing #craftyAssassin"