A new paper on falling cat science came out and I just have to draw people's attention to this image
@drskyskull That's a cat who has done this many times and is resigned to making the best of it!

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This is the paper the cats will cite when we ask them why they have gathered at our door with torches and pitchforks.

Where is your laser now, human?

@drskyskull @swizzlevixen I hope in the appendix they addressed how they doted on the cats with treats and love to make up for tossing them around
@drskyskull I don’t understand. Didn’t you write the definitive book on this already?