June 2023: a Google data center in France floods and they call it a “water intrusion event”

March 2026: an Amazon data center in the Middle East is literally struck by a fucking ballistic missile in a hot war and they call it “impacted by objects”

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@0xabad1dea theres a kind of psych major who literally nerds out about this kind of thing. like "if you say x it creates y impression because z psychology reason" and i respect that but like sometimes....sometimes