June 2023: a Google data center in France floods and they call it a “water intrusion event”

March 2026: an Amazon data center in the Middle East is literally struck by a fucking ballistic missile in a hot war and they call it “impacted by objects”

https://health.aws.amazon.com/health/status

I am sick and very out of it, as you might be able to tell by how I initially characterized a screenshot with a timestamp in March written right on it as February
@0xabad1dea people killed by this war are probably taking a "leave of absence based on health issues"...
@0xabad1dea I hope you feel better soon.
@0xabad1dea Sending good vibes your way. I hope you feel better soon.
@0xabad1dea Sooo.. you had a calendar synchronization anomaly due to internal firmware instability? xD