So, I’m not a historian or political science major or anything, but when does the #WarOfDistraction from the #EpsteinFiles turn into #WorldWar3 #WW3?

We’ve got two nuclear powers picking a fight with a country that is making it everyone else’s problem in the region.

@JustinDerrick the only thing I am certain of is that the conflict will be resolved with a reduction in the age of consent. Sounds absurd, but I am 100% serious. And future historians will discuss the grand compromise that exchanged child rape for world peace.