The pacing of this movie is surprisingly kind of okay

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YEET THE BEAR! YEET THE BEAR!

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I can feel the cosmos

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No constellations were harmed in the making of this film

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Next up, find some twins Herc

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HAHAHAHA we get to see how small the miniatures actually are

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When all you have is a Hercules every problem looks like heavy shit roped to a stick

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Is there a sequel with mecha-Hercules

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I just love the kind of fight choreography in which you can tell the participants were never in the same room at the same time

this is why I like Marvel movies

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Maybe *don't* do a closeup on the spikes so that we can see that they are spray-painted cardboard

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YEAR OF THE HORSE!

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YEET THE LOG! YEET THE LOG!

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I don't remember the log constellation, which one is that one

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Uh oh I've seen how this ends, Cassiopeia is going to get yeeted

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YEET THE HORSESHIT! YEET THE HORSESHIT!

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Small boulder the size of a large boulder

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Do the people who made this movie understand how water works

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@devilgirlbot I have done what I promised, now it's your turn

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Does Circe win the "stupid hat" contest in this one?

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Actually it might be Daedalus that wins the stupid hat contest

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"Can I just see it grow a little bit? It would mean a great deal to me"

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Come for the stabby stabby stay for the pew pew

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indianajonesandtheidol.jpg

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Hercules and the Gom Jabbar

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You know, Greek is a real language, you didn't have to make up mumbo jumbo

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"the king of africa"

uh oh we're gonna get super racist now aren't we

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Hi, Hercules growing to the size of a giant is everything I had hoped it would be

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I think we can be glad that the King of Africa only had one line, I don't trust these screenwriters with a second one

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Hercules, you can tie a knot, what the hell are you doing

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YEET THE STONE! YEET THE STONE!

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I was vaguely aware they were going on a journey to somewhere specific, I think?

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Geez evil dudes get some ideas other than robots maybe

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Lou Ferrigno is kind of an incredible hulk, I wonder if there are any casting decisions that could make use of this

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Hahaha he fell in the hole, the end

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Chains will work this time, for sure

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is she giving herc E? where are the baby pacifiers and the candy necklaces?

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goin' well, got any more robots to sic on him?

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Defeating minions through the incredible power of STANDING UP

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Offer it herc, I think he'd make a pretty good virgin bride

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which pride flag is this flaming sword

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