qurlyjoe
I just heard about a new #looksMaxxing thing that young men (mostly, I guess, but some women too) are doing. It’s called #boneSmashing. It’s where you whack your cheekbones with a hammer, repeatedly, in order to attain some sort of “chiseled” look. Damn.
Mar 1 at 11:35pmWeb
Show threadqurlyjoeMar 2
I suppose if I’m gonna be honest though, the last time I shaved was Aug 28, 1968, my first full day at college, because I didn’t like how my chin looked. But it never once occurred to me to take a hammer to it.
#looksMaxxing #boneSmashing
Show threadSam Oldman 🐀Mar 2
@qurlyjoe I don't understand these guys having to do it to themselves. Surely there are people who would happily pay to punch them in the head a few times.
Show threadqurlyjoeMar 2
@samloonie
They’re probably reading about it in their mother’s basement, and maybe don’t go out much, so, just missed opportunities.
Show threadAnnie in ProgressMar 1
@qurlyjoe 😬
Show threadBetteMar 1

@qurlyjoe

Well, that certainly "beats" working on having Mar-a-lago face.

Equally stupid, though.

Show threadqurlyjoeMar 2
@Bette
Cheaper anyway. Except for any repair work that might be required later. I confess to being mildly curious about where exactly you whack at to get a specific result. An image search was not real clear, tbh.
Show threadLarge Format ProjectionistMar 2

@qurlyjoe

Like tide pods, it’s a gag. No one’s smashing their face, esp. those vain weenies.

Show threadqurlyjoeMar 2
@BenHM3
Perhaps, but like tide pods, there were idiots who actually ate them.
Show threadLarge Format ProjectionistMar 2

@qurlyjoe

Same number as gerbil packers. Zero.

Small children accidentally? Lots. People doing the challenge? Apparently none.