MostlyHarmless
I have never — NEH-ver — been attacked by an Ide, in March or any other month.
Mar 1 at 11:15pmWeb
Show threadmattmaisonMar 1

@MostlyHarmless

Don't tell that to Ceasar.

Show threadVirginicusMar 2
@MostlyHarmless Well, of course. They’re harmless when they’re solitary, like grasshoppers. But when they get together in groups, Ides can be deadly.
Show threadKevin LustyMar 2
@MostlyHarmless I'm not all that surprised... After all, you're not named after a salad.
Show threadStephenMar 2
@MostlyHarmless It's a typo, they meant ICE.