@Heliograph Tip: A standing desk makes it even easier to run away.
@Heliograph Two Words: Christopher McCandless
@softspeak (*it didn't say you couldn't bring as much food as you like >.<)
@Heliograph Yes, snacks, some knowledge, and a plan goes a long way.
@softspeak  you had me at snacks 
@Heliograph "Never being seen again" for the coworkers. "Never seeing coworkers again" is for they who run into the woods!
@Heliograph its scary out there..
@Heliograph should've done this before getting carpal tunnel syndrome
@Heliograph "Guys, I followed the instructions to avoid carpal tunnel, but, um, I just stepped into a fairy ring...Will this be a different type of tunnel?" the man asked. This man is now a missing persons case.

@Heliograph ritgh… and then you end-up with efedup lumbar column xD (been there, done that ;) )

Running is not _that_ healthy ;)