Imagining an #erotica story where a group of friends decide to play chicken with a burdizzo #emasculation clamp device, seeing who will hang one of their balls beneath those metal jaws, then seeing who will endure being clamped for the most seconds of the 10 count, then going another round with the other ball...
...and of course it ends with whoever already wanted to be castrated (or at least cared more about winning than keeping their balls) winning not only the bet, but a free neutering!