So we were having a shower conversation that involved State name changes of English Speakers of German states and German Speakers of American states. We call Bayern, Bavaria. They call California, Kalifornien.

Me: Why would you add an E N there. There's no EN there it's CalifornIA not KaliforniEN.
Her:
Grinning Mischieviously We wanted to make that bitch German.
Me:
A californian trying to become a German, absent mindedly toweling myself off not catching the joke Jawohl

She actually laughed at the American she's helping make a German replying Germanly.

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