Wife told me she's not sure what the fuss is over social media and she's never had a problem with it. Checked her phone and it was literally all cute animals and nature posts. I'm so jealous of the pure experience she's somehow curated, while my feeds are full of hate filled bile
@fesshole Your wife is in Mastodon, mate

@fesshole

I can totally relate with your wife! 🐢 

@fesshole Either

1) get a new phone, a new number and a new email address, all on the same day, and reset, or

2) dump the old social media whose algorithms serve you hate. Delete your accounts and walk away

@fesshole strangely my feed has improved massively since I stopped going to the other place...
@fesshole It's really not that difficult to get a social media feed like your wife's. Ask her how.